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Check back often for new show updates and blood test results...

Upcoming Shows:

- Friday, April 2, 8:30 p.m.
featuring @ Hard Times
Bracey, VA - Directions

- Tuesday, April 6, 8:30 p.m.
Nanny O'Briens
Washington, DC - Directions

-Monday, April 19, 9 p.m.
headlining @ Easy Street
Richmond, VA

- Sunday, May 16, 7:30 p.m.
dcstandup.com showcase
Staccato Lounge
Adam's Morgan, D.C.

- Thursday, May 20, 9 p.m.
Saphire Cafe
Bethesda, MD. 

-Wednesday, June 2, 8 p.m.
Funniest Person in Baltimore contest @
the Baltimore Comedy Factory
email me for 2-for-1 admission coupons

- Saturday, June 18
Victor High School Senior Bash
Victor, NY

   stand-up video clips
          (requires QuickTime)
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The Truth about "Girls Gone Wild" (The Cellar - Richmond, VA)

Sadam & his "booby traps" (The Cellar)

Excuses to get wasted (New York Comedy Club)

Would you like a sample stand-up tape? Fire over your address to:
donkeypunchline@lycos.com

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See what happens when the Olson twins don't return my phone calls...

Coming Soon:
- "Girls Gone Wild: Alien Autopsy"
- Obscene phone calls from former girlfriends
- "PETA" spelled with bacon strips
Mike Ward:
an inspirational American story

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Making poor decisions in hair styling since 1978.

I started doing stand-up while a senior in college at the University of Richmond. I wore a clown wig, sweated something awful and don't remember a damn thing. Since then, I've performed in bars, clubs, on TV (ok, ok...cable access), colleges and high schools in Virginia, Washington, D.C., Maryland, New York and New Jersey. I have experience emceeing, featuring and headlining, plus opening for bands, fire swallowers and sock puppet acts. I can work clean or dirty.

I also work as a freelance writer and do film reviews, humor columns and much more boring stuff.

Venues Hit Up:
- The New York Comedy Club (Manhattan)
- The DC Improv (Washington, D.C.)
- The 9:55 Comedy Club at Chuggers (Richmond)
- Uptown Central Comedy at Uncle Sam's (Fredericksburg, VA)
- The Cellar, University of Richmond 
- Nanny O'Brien's (Washington, D.C.)
- The Ark (New Jersey shore)
- Top of the Hill, Politiki (D.C.)
- Alley Katz (Richmond)
- The Canal Club (Richmond)

- SINE' Irish Pub (Arlington & Richmond)
- Nazareth College (Rochester, NY)
- Day's Inn (Bedford, VA)
- Bistro 309 (Fredericksburg)

TV / Radio
- "Grins" stand-up comedy showcase (Montgomery County TV)
- XM Radio comedy channel
- WRVA morning show guest entertainment critic


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Here's the industry acceptable headshot.
Using my dirty word thesaurus since 1978.